Yesterday, September 16, a man by the name of Mr. _____, was trampled by a deer.
This may not seem like a very interesting topic. But think about how this happened. This man is not any ordinary man.
He is currently deployed in Iowa. He currently has no job due to the low crime rate in the city of Guacopatamia. So this man was
training in a forest.
This man is about 4'11", very buff, and very mean looking. He has a mustache, long black hair, and can scare any man off
the planet.
So "Why?" may you ask he got trampled by a deer? This deer stands about 3 feet tall, and is a bambi. But something that we
have assumed happened and that Mr. _____ is saying the reason for this is that the bambi was blind and deaf.
Scientists are calling her Deer Hellen.
This one stunk. lol But oh well.
lol. No, it didn't. :) Good job posting and being creative. I appreciate it!
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