The person was too good for you anyways.
Can I date him/her now?
Can I have his/her number?
You want to double date... Oh Wait! haha no you cant! haha
What did You do wrong?
He/She was Perfect and You had to ruin it!
No one said life was fair
I thought you were stronger than that
Get over it
You need to get out more
That was hard. lol Sorry.
Tricky.
ReplyDeleteI might say:
Well, at least you're not dead.
Oh, that's too bad. (And then continue with whatever it was that I was doing and not really pay attention to them.)
Yeah, I knew he was cheating on you for a long time.
You got dumped? I didn't know you were dating.
Those are just a few that come to mind. :)